FAQs
Q: What is "Jelq"?
A: The Jelq is an ancient art and technique passed by the wise mystics for centuries – stretches that will increase the size of one’s genitalia. To jelq is to defy the lot you’ve been given in life and to strive for more, to overcome your own personal obstacles, and break through boundaries of what was previously thought possible. Some people accept what they are given. Others jelq.
A: The Jelq is an ancient art and technique passed by the wise mystics for centuries – stretches that will increase the size of one’s genitalia. To jelq is to defy the lot you’ve been given in life and to strive for more, to overcome your own personal obstacles, and break through boundaries of what was previously thought possible. Some people accept what they are given. Others jelq.
Q: Can I see an example of a jelqing success story?
A: We are trying not to host objectionable material on this website. However, if you must, you can follow this NWS link: http://i.imgur.com/WuWw9.gif
A: We are trying not to host objectionable material on this website. However, if you must, you can follow this NWS link: http://i.imgur.com/WuWw9.gif
Q: Ok, so then why the clothes?
A: Some people accept the middle of the mall. Others jelq.
A: Some people accept the middle of the mall. Others jelq.
Q: Cool stuff, when will I get it.
A: Jelq.us utilizes the latest in print-on-demand technology to make sure that there’s not the environmental waste that other clothing lines produce. While it’s sometimes funny to see pictures of Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champion apparel – we’d rather that every hat that says “hentai” on it goes to somebody who actually wants it, and understands what they are doing. Fulfillment usually takes 2-5 business days, and then shipping depends on the method you choose.
A: Jelq.us utilizes the latest in print-on-demand technology to make sure that there’s not the environmental waste that other clothing lines produce. While it’s sometimes funny to see pictures of Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champion apparel – we’d rather that every hat that says “hentai” on it goes to somebody who actually wants it, and understands what they are doing. Fulfillment usually takes 2-5 business days, and then shipping depends on the method you choose.
Q: Speaking of hentai, is there any on this page?
Q: Any other items coming?
A: We’re always thinking of new things. Follow us on social media or sign up for our newsletter and we’ll let you know.
A: We’re always thinking of new things. Follow us on social media or sign up for our newsletter and we’ll let you know.
Q: Are you guys the ones who do the "movies" hat?
A: Nope. We’re clearly parodying it. Can’t believe you didn’t pick up on it.
A: Nope. We’re clearly parodying it. Can’t believe you didn’t pick up on it.
Q: What is "Film Twitter"?
A: People who profess to love film so they go online and mostly talk about television.
A: People who profess to love film so they go online and mostly talk about television.
Q: I have another question or idea or something or I need to talk to somebody
A: Hit us up on the contact page.
A: Hit us up on the contact page.